Clean and simple upfront, but the devil’s in the details. It’s minimal, but still does the most. Designed for those who don’t need to shout to make a statement, this is the uniform for shutting things down quietly. Regular fit for maximum chill. Double red X’s on the back, because one just wasn’t enough. Perfect for when you’re keeping it low-key, but they still notice
Fruit of the Doom. This “Cornucopia” design flips the script on freshness—think rotten fruit in full bloom. Perfect for those days when you feel a little bruised but still manage to look juicy. Crafted from soft cotton that feels like a good decision, even when life serves you spoiled apples. Regular fit, because decay never looked so good. Rotten fruit vibes, but still ripe for the picking. Pairs well with existential dread and your favourite kicks
Chaos meets comfort in this graphic masterpiece. The “Burning City” design sets the skyline ablaze with reckless energy, a perfect statement piece when the world’s too calm for your taste. Crafted from premium cotton, it feels like a hug but looks like mayhem. Wear it when you’re ready to break some rules (or at least look like you do). This tee’s got heat—literally. Regular fit, because you’re not basic. Bold flames, subtle flex. Guaranteed to get you noticed from miles away (or at least across the room)
Enter the dystopian mall of your dreams—or nightmares. The “Marketplace” design features a rundown shopping centre where deals are as broken as the walls. Perfect for those who thrive in chaos and still manage to score the last item on the shelf. Soft cotton construction for maximum comfort as you navigate this retail apocalypse. Regular fit, because even in ruins, style matters. Post-apocalyptic vibes with a hint of retail therapy. Wear it when you’re ready to shop ’til everything drops
This isn’t just an “X”—it’s a giant middle finger to everything basic. Slapped with a distressed red X that screams ‘over it,’ this tee is for when you’re done playing nice. Wear it when you feel like burning bridges and making a statement without saying a word. Soft cotton keeps it comfy while you stir up chaos. Regular fit, because conformity is dead. Distressed as hell, just like your patience. X marks the spot where you stop giving a damn.
